CLONES, CLOUDS, AND CRAZY PEOPLE
How long will it be before they start printing advertising on clouds? Why not? Those fluffy wisps of precipitation-in-the making may be the last bit of blank canvas left for corporate philistines to scribble their messages, peddling over-sugared breakfast cereals, radial tires, and miniature MP3 players.
I read where a woman on ebay auctioned off her face for a tattooed advertisement. Is nothing sacred?
A person’s face is their soul! With human cloning on the brink of legality — apparently it is happening with various degrees of success in rogue laboratories outside the US — there will be an unlimited supply of faces to harvest, a tidal wave of human billboards.
We should be thankful for companies like CloneWatch.org who are dedicated to putting a quick stop to the morally bankrupt science of manufacturing humans. Please, I urge all of you, to support them. Companies who promise duplicate children and pets, must be stopped NOW. Just take a look at www.humancloning.org. It will make you SICK.
I was telling my boss about this the other day, and sounding a warning that we are all at risk. Of course he is one of these happy-go-lucky types, who seems to think that things like avian flu and identity theft are things that happen to other people. To him I am just a 21st Century Chicken Little. But he’ll find out soon enough. He keeps telling me to get back to work, but I know that I have a greater responsibility to get this message out. Every person on this island Earth has got to be aware of this travesty of nature!
Have no fear, my friends, the Narcoleptic Barracuda is here for YOU. Nothing can stop me.
I just heard that there was a successful human cloning in Korea. Does anyone know more about this?
Narcoleptic Barracuda
How long will it be before they start printing advertising on clouds? Why not? Those fluffy wisps of precipitation-in-the making may be the last bit of blank canvas left for corporate philistines to scribble their messages, peddling over-sugared breakfast cereals, radial tires, and miniature MP3 players.I read where a woman on ebay auctioned off her face for a tattooed advertisement. Is nothing sacred?
A person’s face is their soul! With human cloning on the brink of legality — apparently it is happening with various degrees of success in rogue laboratories outside the US — there will be an unlimited supply of faces to harvest, a tidal wave of human billboards.
We should be thankful for companies like CloneWatch.org who are dedicated to putting a quick stop to the morally bankrupt science of manufacturing humans. Please, I urge all of you, to support them. Companies who promise duplicate children and pets, must be stopped NOW. Just take a look at www.humancloning.org. It will make you SICK.I was telling my boss about this the other day, and sounding a warning that we are all at risk. Of course he is one of these happy-go-lucky types, who seems to think that things like avian flu and identity theft are things that happen to other people. To him I am just a 21st Century Chicken Little. But he’ll find out soon enough. He keeps telling me to get back to work, but I know that I have a greater responsibility to get this message out. Every person on this island Earth has got to be aware of this travesty of nature!
Have no fear, my friends, the Narcoleptic Barracuda is here for YOU. Nothing can stop me.
I just heard that there was a successful human cloning in Korea. Does anyone know more about this?
Narcoleptic Barracuda
posted by Narcoleptic Barracuda at 12:21 AM
6 Comments:
I have heard two things: One, this is just propaganda for North Korea to look like they have advanced technology, but they are really working on it so Kim Jong Il can clone himself, and also that they want to make armies of human clones so they can attack China.
VCR1986
Dude, Clone armies would be awesome. Then we could send them to Iraq to fight.
The human embryo was cloned in SOUTH Korean, not North Korea. There is a big difference. http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/12/science.clone/
You can bet there is a lot of talk in the US about cloning humans. They’d make cheap labor for a moon colony.
Goforitjohnny
Get off the bong and stop watching so much TV!
Dannyboy13
CLONE WARS CONTINUED
I can’t believe how many people commented about human cloning! Even my ex-girlfriend wrote to tell me that she would seriously think about cloning her cat who is getting old.
Most, people, though, are just scared of it. Peterparker, I liked your idea about cloning human armies to fight the oil wars, but when I thought about it, I was like, what are we going to do with them when the war is over, and if we kill them, is it really killing because they were just clones anyway? The whole thing is very confusing. I have been doing a lot of research and it is hard to tell who is telling the truth. It is like living in fog. It is hard to see clearly in any direction.
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