CALLING MR SEXY!
Technology is the best thing that ever happened to sex and the single man! And I’m not talking about those new electronic stimulation devices that they advertise in the back of all the magazines… No, I am talking about going out and getting a REAL WOMAN!
Who is cool? I am cool. Because I have just loaded the super sexy Testosteroni ring tone on my Nokia 5004 and the babes have already begun to take notice!
This is the newest and hottest thing: Pherotones – ring tones that women cannot resist! Every time my phone rings, I can tell, they are saying WHO IS HE? When I tell them I AM THE NARCOLEPTIC BARRACUDA they smile and get all nervous. Soon I will have the nerve to get their phone numbers before they go away.
I also need to get more phone calls, otherwise it doesn’t really work. Pip (see last blog) stopped calling me and told me if I keep calling her that one of the guys from HurraTorpedo is gonna shove a refurbished garbage disposal unit up my you-know-what, and since these guys are like Vikings, I figure I better listen.
Anyway, I don’t even like them anymore. Appliance rock is so over.
Who cares. My Pherotones have already made me a center of attention everywhere I go. You gotta check them out! This is no marketing scheme, this stuff works!
It won’t be long before I have the coolest girlfriend ever!
My only problem now is my boss, who keeps complaining that I am on the internet too much doing my own stuff. I told him of the work I was doing: I discovered Omnifam as con artists! I warned the world of SKL Network! And just this week I feel that I may have spotted a mutant squirrel in the park by my house. If I can find it again I am going to take it home and study it.
This could be BIG.
My boss can bite me! I am the Narcoleptic Barracuda! I am getting a girlfriend!
Anyway, I know he is just jealous, and he is not the only one here at HuhCorp that needs a lesson in life.
Technology is the best thing that ever happened to sex and the single man! And I’m not talking about those new electronic stimulation devices that they advertise in the back of all the magazines… No, I am talking about going out and getting a REAL WOMAN!
Who is cool? I am cool. Because I have just loaded the super sexy Testosteroni ring tone on my Nokia 5004 and the babes have already begun to take notice!
This is the newest and hottest thing: Pherotones – ring tones that women cannot resist! Every time my phone rings, I can tell, they are saying WHO IS HE? When I tell them I AM THE NARCOLEPTIC BARRACUDA they smile and get all nervous. Soon I will have the nerve to get their phone numbers before they go away.
I also need to get more phone calls, otherwise it doesn’t really work. Pip (see last blog) stopped calling me and told me if I keep calling her that one of the guys from HurraTorpedo is gonna shove a refurbished garbage disposal unit up my you-know-what, and since these guys are like Vikings, I figure I better listen.
Anyway, I don’t even like them anymore. Appliance rock is so over.
Who cares. My Pherotones have already made me a center of attention everywhere I go. You gotta check them out! This is no marketing scheme, this stuff works!
It won’t be long before I have the coolest girlfriend ever!
My only problem now is my boss, who keeps complaining that I am on the internet too much doing my own stuff. I told him of the work I was doing: I discovered Omnifam as con artists! I warned the world of SKL Network! And just this week I feel that I may have spotted a mutant squirrel in the park by my house. If I can find it again I am going to take it home and study it.
This could be BIG.
My boss can bite me! I am the Narcoleptic Barracuda! I am getting a girlfriend!
Anyway, I know he is just jealous, and he is not the only one here at HuhCorp that needs a lesson in life.
posted by Narcoleptic Barracuda at 4:01 AM
7 Comments:
Barracuda, I would be really careful with those ring tones. I know it sounds cool, but these things were designed in CIA brain control experiments. The government uses the same technology when they play heavy metal music from drone aircraft to confuse uneducated Iraqis. BE CAREFUL.
Back in my day we had “pherotones.” Like Aerosmith blasting from my Camero.
Before I got married I got a lot of action, if you know what I mean.
-Danny Boy 13
I am trying to find out who is behind the Pherotones. I think Omnifam is one of the funders. You could be in danger.
You don’t need fancy ringtones with me, Mr Barracuda! A glass of red wine will do the trick ;-)
Tell your boss to fuck off. What you do in the internet is your business.
-Monkey Bone-
I got some of the Pherotones but haven’t got any phone calls when I was around any women. Maybe we could make a time and call each other to make sure our phones ring.
I am hearing a lot of chatter on the internet. DO NOT USE YOUR PHEROTONES YOU ARE IN DANGER.
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