RIPPED OFF AGAIN! BUT THEY CAN’T STOP ME
You have got to keep improving yourself! Everyday I try to learn something new. Everyday I delve deeper into the conspiracies that have taken over this country. There are secrets everywhere… and now, more than ever, you can find answers if you just know where to look.
But they always try to stop curious people like us from asking questions! Everyday it gets harder to tell who are the watchers and who is being watched!
Someone told me of a great information source, The SKL-Network, who, at least from the outside look like top-notch content providers and producers of extraordinary documentaries with titles like The Curse of Tutankhamen, The Assassination of JFK, How to Make a Sheep with Five Legs, and Mars: the Extra-Terrestrials Weren’t Home.
But then I got word from one of my many constituents calling for the Barracuda’s clarion call for Consumer Righteousness! My pal BB from Bethpage tried to order some of their documentaries but all she got was this crazy CD-ROM of random footage and a note to some investigator! She figured that the order got mixed up somehow and tried to contact SKL, but there is ZERO customer service...it's like they're all missing!
Do not order DVDs from SKL!
The Narcoleptic Barracuda Promise: I stand for the Truth! And I will work everyday to uncover rip-offs, scams, lies, conspiracies, and corporate fraud that surrounds us! No one is safe when the ’Cuda is on the job!
Narcoleptic Barracuda
You have got to keep improving yourself! Everyday I try to learn something new. Everyday I delve deeper into the conspiracies that have taken over this country. There are secrets everywhere… and now, more than ever, you can find answers if you just know where to look.
But they always try to stop curious people like us from asking questions! Everyday it gets harder to tell who are the watchers and who is being watched!
Someone told me of a great information source, The SKL-Network, who, at least from the outside look like top-notch content providers and producers of extraordinary documentaries with titles like The Curse of Tutankhamen, The Assassination of JFK, How to Make a Sheep with Five Legs, and Mars: the Extra-Terrestrials Weren’t Home.But then I got word from one of my many constituents calling for the Barracuda’s clarion call for Consumer Righteousness! My pal BB from Bethpage tried to order some of their documentaries but all she got was this crazy CD-ROM of random footage and a note to some investigator! She figured that the order got mixed up somehow and tried to contact SKL, but there is ZERO customer service...it's like they're all missing!
Do not order DVDs from SKL!
The Narcoleptic Barracuda Promise: I stand for the Truth! And I will work everyday to uncover rip-offs, scams, lies, conspiracies, and corporate fraud that surrounds us! No one is safe when the ’Cuda is on the job!
Narcoleptic Barracuda
posted by Narcoleptic Barracuda at 12:47 AM
6 Comments:
Forget what you have heard about King Tut. Beneath the Pyramids of Ancient Egypt lie the secrets of mankind that you are not supposed to ever know. I know for a fact that Ancient Astronauts landed in Mesopotamia and the Sinai Peninsula sometime around 6000 BC, and then took their teachings to the relatively advanced Egyptian royal court, where the Pharaohs used the super-terrestrial technology to control a nation of slaves and turn themselves into virtual gods.
But they were still too primitive to take full advantage of what the aliens taught them. When the aliens returned thousands of years later, and their ship crashed in Roswell, they had with them the access codes to a whole new round of advanced super technology, and part of that was the code for deciphering the symbol-maps of the Egyptians. Between Roswell and the Pyramids there may be the key to some of the secret societies that have been in power since long before Christianity became popular. There is no way a government-run front like SKL would have that information.
VCR1986
Why would you even want to deal with these people?? They are just a clearing house for phony conspiracy theories.
That is bullshit. All that Chariots of the Gods stuff was proven wrong years ago. But check out http://www.crystalinks.com/ancientastronauts.html. There is interesting stuff about ancient astronauts in other parts of the world. It is very interesting.
Dannyboy13
Cloning technology you were talking about in the last blog is the same thing as the aliens "birthing" humans.
Probably none of it is true.
MikeyMike08
I have heard that SKL is part of the government's misinformation campaign directed by Bush and Rove and that they produce these documentaries to promote a conservative agenda in high schools. People who have seen them point to numerous lies including a theory that Kennedy's own people shot him which is obviously an attempt to discredit Democrats, especially in Texas. Even their "art" documentaries have subliminal "abstinence-only" messages.
You are right, Mr Barracuda.
TRUST NO ONE.
Oh my god, this is much deeper than I originally thought. If anyone knows anything else about SKL, please post a comment or email me directly.
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