I AM GOING TO BE OK.
The walls were closing in around me. Everywhere was dark, but NOW I SEE THE LIGHT! And, actually, my power got turned on again (thanks, Mom!) so I really do have light again!
Oh, what a fool I have been – although the liberal doctors keep telling me I cannot blame myself, I have a DISEASE. I am MENTAL. I do not have avian flu after all, although my hand where the bunyip bit me is still pretty fucked up.
Apparently, I am another case of AGITPROPOSCOPIA (AGS), a victim of the modern times in which we live, my brain infected by the digital bits and bytes of internet scams and cyber marketing hoaxters!
The brochure the doctor at the hospital gave me says AGS means I cannot stop looking, and that I am easily taken in by publicity campaigns and marketing schemes.
I MUST STOP WATCHING.
The good news is that the cure may have been in my house the whole time!
The new PEOPLE IN PLANES record, apparently has been very helpful in curing people how have been afflicted by the Agitprop! My new therapist who is very sweet and sexy like the head shrinker in the Sopranos tells me to LISTEN.
Close my eyes and LISTEN.
TEXTURE. SOUND. MELODY.
No drugs. No TV. No internet.
BUT I WILL NOT STOP POSTING… and listening to PEOPLE IN PLANES. Pip, my beautiful, my love, can you hear me, I am getting better!!! Please come home. I am going to be OK.
PERSONAL NOTE TO POWER AMP 2000: Please do not post threats on this blog! There is room for everyone! You are a good friend to me, level the vibe, dude!!!
The walls were closing in around me. Everywhere was dark, but NOW I SEE THE LIGHT! And, actually, my power got turned on again (thanks, Mom!) so I really do have light again!
Oh, what a fool I have been – although the liberal doctors keep telling me I cannot blame myself, I have a DISEASE. I am MENTAL. I do not have avian flu after all, although my hand where the bunyip bit me is still pretty fucked up.
Apparently, I am another case of AGITPROPOSCOPIA (AGS), a victim of the modern times in which we live, my brain infected by the digital bits and bytes of internet scams and cyber marketing hoaxters!
The brochure the doctor at the hospital gave me says AGS means I cannot stop looking, and that I am easily taken in by publicity campaigns and marketing schemes.
I MUST STOP WATCHING.
The good news is that the cure may have been in my house the whole time!
The new PEOPLE IN PLANES record, apparently has been very helpful in curing people how have been afflicted by the Agitprop! My new therapist who is very sweet and sexy like the head shrinker in the Sopranos tells me to LISTEN.Close my eyes and LISTEN.
TEXTURE. SOUND. MELODY.
No drugs. No TV. No internet.
BUT I WILL NOT STOP POSTING… and listening to PEOPLE IN PLANES. Pip, my beautiful, my love, can you hear me, I am getting better!!! Please come home. I am going to be OK.
PERSONAL NOTE TO POWER AMP 2000: Please do not post threats on this blog! There is room for everyone! You are a good friend to me, level the vibe, dude!!!
posted by Narcoleptic Barracuda at 4:25 AM
6 Comments:
AGITPROPOSCOPIA is a LIE. These are the same people who FAKED THE MOON
LANDING and SHOT MARTIN LUTHER KING. YOU ARE A FOOL. I DO NOT NEED TO LEVEL
THE VIBE, YOU NEED TO GROW A BRAIN. YOU AND THAT SISSY PARKER. PRAY YOU
NEVER MEET ME.
Barracuda, do not listen to this asshole! I know three people in my dorm
that also have AGS. The People in Planes record really helped. Make sure you
get plenty of fresh air and vegetables.
This is indeed good news. I will come to New York and help you raise money
for AGS awareness. I hope your hand is better. I will write more later.
I saw your girlfriend Pip in Austin at the Hurra Torpedo show and I told her
about your blog. She pretened not to care but I think she will be in touch
soon. She didn’t seem very happy.
Great News!!! I emailed PEOPLE IN PLANES through their website and they want
to help spread the word about AGS. They have been reading your blogs and
they promise that they will email you soon. YAY BARRACUDA!!!
Oh Mr Barracuda I am so happy! I wanted to see you in New York but then I
met this guy, anyway, I hope Pip comes back to you. You can still call me if
you are ever in Boston. ?
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